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Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet You
Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet You
This is a fun activity that actually promotes networking....if you can stop
laughing long enough.
It's a fun little "respite" to peg out your giggle meter....
I've tried this in lots of places....had a lot of fun...& got rid of
anypossible bad juju hangin' around. You can't be or stay grumpy if you do
this.
It's also a nice ice breaker....and great way to start or end a meeting,
your week, whatever. In short....get a smile....pass it on...and have a
great day.
So......it's now time for another round of.......
"What is your name".........
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day, here is your dose:
According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the
instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now if
you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
OK....now I'll start (geez...somebody has to do it. LOL)
Flunky GirdleTushie here............
Dang.....If my Mom named me that I'd change species.
God Bless,
"Flunky"
About the Author
About the Author
Michael is Moderator for MLMForums.com and the owner of FreedomFire
Communications http://ld.net/mscprez . You can get more MLM tips, wit, and
wisdom from Michael at http://Best-MLM-Resources.blogspot.com
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